(Source: 2000ish)
pewpewfiremasterdex asked
To stoge, or not to stoge: that is the question: Whether 'tis nobler in the lungs to stoge The stoges and stoges of outrageous fortune, Or to take stoges against a sea of lung cancer, And by opposing end them? To die: to sleep; to sleep perhaps to stoge
such a talented writer Declan :)
now hold up lets talk about geese
look
isn’t it adorable that’s a gosling, which is a baby goose, not the dude named ryan
but see these fluffy little puffballs
aren’t they cute
yeah
they’re really adorable up until the point when you realize they’re the SPAWN OF SATAN
LOOK AT IT ALL GROWN UP
IT HAS TEETH
THAT’S RIGHT, TEETH
TEETH ON THEIR MOTHERFUCKING TONGUE
THIS THING WILL FUCK YOU UP
THERE IS NO POINT IN RUNNING
THERE IS NO GOD DO YOU UNDERSTAND
THERE IS
NO
GOD
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PLLLLLLPLPLPLPLPLPLPLPPLL
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